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nuke505

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:D Good for you friend!

That's adorable.

hey, im hostring a collab for madness day 2011, and i still need 3 more good animators. Whould you like to join? Just go to page if your interested, and comment.

ok hold on i need to see if i have some free time give me like a few hours to figure something out

Wait, your dad likes the fact that you animate?
Mine just keeps saying I need to get off the computer. -_-

lol i told u it is a magical moment!

dad- wassup son? what the f~# are you doing?
son- just animating the best animation
dad- do you want help?
son- nah, im good, ok maybe just a little
dad- ok, anyway i dont know how to animate
son- ok your help objetive is chek my ass and whath's happening because i have a huge holy pain
dad- ok just stand your ass and....
CJJJJJ!!
(pant zip)
son- what was thath no-
dad- shhhhh i need concentration to this aaannddd
son- GAAAH! MY ASS IS ACHING! WHAT THE F IS GOING OO!!
dad- shhh oohh oooh oooH ooOH oOOH OOOH OOOOOOOH!!! SON YEAAA LIKE IT??
son- eeeeeeEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! (ORGASM PAIN)
SPLATSHHH!!!(ejaculation explode)
OOOHHH YEAAAH IT ISNT ORGASMIC SON?
....
dad- son?
....
dad-soon?? SOON!!!! OOHH FUCK WHAT THE HELL I DID TO MY POOR SON! WHAAT!! OH SHIT!! IS DEAD BY HEMORRHOID! OH MY GOD! NOOO!
SOMEONE MUST PAY!!!
OH WAIT.... clic BANG!!! (HEADSHOT)
and the story is over....

loltactular!

version 2

dad- hi son!
son- hi! i watching action movies!
dad- coould you turn around?
son- what are you going to do myself?
dad- dont you trust on your hotttttt slavee eeeeeermmm eeerm..... i say...daddy?
son- yeah
dad- ooh OOHH AAAAH!!!
son- AAAAAGHH DAD MY ASS PAIN SO MUCH!
dad- HOOU HOU HOUUUUU!! SON! SOME TIME YOU GONNA LIKE THIS ACTION!

lol, you can just get in my collab, that due date was for people who still havent gotten in any parts from that joined EARLIER. iif you join you have 2 or 3 weeks for the first part for it. once you have, erm, i think i want at least 2 parts, then ur safe.

I cant explain... Anyway, I gotta fight off some angry russians with a PPSh.